Zara Larsson Announces Midnight Sun: Girls Trip Deluxe Edition
Zara Larsson's 'Midnight Sun: Girls Trip' deluxe edition adds PinkPantheress, Robyn, Tyla, Shakira, and more.…
Spotify Reveals Most Streamed: Taylor Swift Still Ahead of New Threat, Polka
Spotify's first-ever most streamed list shows Taylor Swift on top, but a polka playlist is the real challenger.
HorsegiirL Declares Nature Is Healing With New Album
horsegiirL announces debut album NATURE IS HEALING, claiming her half-horse nature allows her to heal the planet…
Azealia Banks Drops Hour-Long Meditation Album, Zenzealia
Azealia Banks' new album, Zenzealia, is an hour-long guided meditation. Fans are confused by the shift from…
PM Isolated After Accidentally Locking Self in Parliament’s Panic Room
Sources indicate he may have confused the panic room with the 'quiet contemplation chamber'.
Nation Braces Itself as Grouper Announces Rare North America Shows
The continental United States prepared for unprecedented quietude as Grouper announced rare North America shows,…
Pope Leo Criticises Equatorial Guinea Prisons for Lacking ‘Motivational Posters’
Pope Leo XIV criticised Equatorial Guinea prisons for their 'uninspiring decor' and 'general lack of spiritual…
Peter Hook Rock Hall Truce Hinges on Band’s ‘Emotional GCSE’ Performance
The upcoming Peter Hook Rock Hall induction hits a snag. Bassist Peter Hook demands New Order deliver a 'sincere…
Tyle’s Sophomore Album ‘A*Pop’ Finally Arrives, Confirms He Is Now A Pop Star
Tyle announces his new album 'A*Pop', confirming his full commitment to the pop genre. Critics and scientists…
Shaking Hand Covers ‘The Shining,’ Blames Badly Drawn Boy For Existential Dread
Shaking Hand covered Badly Drawn Boy's 'The Shining,' claiming the song's sadness drove them to it. The band…