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Indie rock band Pope's new singles "John Thomas" and "Sick Minute" caused widespread confusion at the Vatican,…
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Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella duet caused server meltdowns and divine visions. Pure star power…
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Olivia Rodrigo Denies Playing ‘Drop Dead’ for Robert Smith
Olivia Rodrigo clarified she did not play 'Drop Dead' for Robert Smith, ending fan speculation. She played him…
Ashley McBryde’s “Lines In The Carpet” Single Manifests Literal Floor Patterns Nationwide
Ashley McBryde's new single "Lines In The Carpet" is literally causing lines to appear in carpets nationwide,…
WU LYF Rescheduling US Reunion Tour Due to “Existential” Visa Issues
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European Kanye West Concerts Canceled Due to Unexpected Lack of Enthusiasm
Another European Kanye West concert was canceled as venues cite 'logistical challenges' and 'an aversion to…