Harry Styles Dances His Way to Billboard 200 No. 1
Harry Styles' new album, 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.,' hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200. His dance…
Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars' new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now…
Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer's new album, 'Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1', promises sonic perfection, leaving…
Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend's new album 'Early Life Crisis' drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of…
Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra's new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and…
Gorillaz Release New Album The Mountain, Featuring Absolutely Everyone
Gorillaz Release New Album The Mountain, featuring everyone from Caesar to your estranged cousin Gary. Critics…
Lamb of God Announces Listening Parties For ‘Into Oblivion’
Lamb of God hosting 'Into Oblivion' listening parties at 140 record stores. Fans can experience the album together.
Charley Crockett Cancels Canadian Tour After Maple Syrup Smuggling Ring Exposed
Charley Crockett cancels Canadian tour after border agents uncover alleged maple syrup smuggling operation.…
Grace Ives Announces New Album Girlfriend, Exposes Own Browser History
Pop artist Grace Ives Announces New Album Girlfriend, featuring single 'Stupid Bitches.' She clarified the title…