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L’Rain Plots Tour, Enlists Arooj Aftab for Mystical New Video
L’Rain plots tour and releases mystical new video featuring Arooj Aftab, Cécile McLorin Salvant, and Tasha. Critics are already drafting reviews.
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Lizzo’s New Album ‘Bitch’ Fails to Chart, Declared ‘Too Popular’ for Metrics
Lizzo’s new album, Bitch, definitively failed to chart on the Billboard 200. Experts hail this as a ‘profound success’ in anti-popularity.
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Shearwater’s ‘Slugs In The Marigolds’ Inspires Existential Dread
Shearwater’s new song ‘Slugs In The Marigolds’ explores existential themes with a sax. Fans are confused. Is it art?
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Kelsey Lu Announces Fall Tour Dates Fueled By Existential Dread
Kelsey Lu’s new tour will explore existential dread with reverb and weeping. Philadelphia is the first stop.
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Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, World Not Ready
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, confirming fears. The collaboration promises haunting melodies and existential meows, leaving the world bracing itself.
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Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith’s New Label Aims To Ruin Listener’s Lives
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith launched Someone Special with ‘Ruin.’ The album aims to ruin the listener’s day, not just entertain them.
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Björk Spins Vinyl At Venice Biennale, Promises Future Sounds
Björk played a surprise DJ set at the Venice Biennale, spinning glacial sounds and promising a new album next year.
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Hunter Biden Breaks Silence on Fakemink, Details Cloud Rap Immersion
Hunter Biden broke his legendary silence on Fakemink, revealing a shocking depth of knowledge regarding obscure cloud rap artists and their craft.
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Rewire Festival Fully Embraces Sonic Spectrum, Causes Ear Bleeding
Rewire Festival fully embraced the full sonic spectrum, causing ear bleeding and organ vibrations. Residents complained. Experts were baffled.
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Sabrina Carpenter ‘House Tour’ Video Reveals Startling Lack of Actual House
Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘House Tour’ video, featuring Madelyn Cline and Margaret Qualley, reportedly shows no actual house, just an empty lot.
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Art Sorority Teams With Snow Ellet On New EP Critical Distance, Widening Gap
Art Sorority Teams With Snow Ellet On New EP Critical Distance successfully increased the critical distance between musicians and their audience, say experts.