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Corporate Memo Mandates Doja Cat Collaborations To Boost Smart Glass Sales
A leaked Meta memo reveals plans to use Doja Cat collaborations to trick music fans into wearing surveillance technology.
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Ella Langley Record Recall Issued After Song Causes Acute Drake Infestation
A federal recall has been issued for the Ella Langley record 'Choosin' Texas' due to an imminent threat of an unapproved Drake remix.
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Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ Over X Audio Feature
Doja Cat demands X reinstate audio posts, calling Elon Musk a ‘barrel chested Ewok’ in a bizarre online rant.
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Doja Cat Praises Chappell Roan’s Paparazzi ‘Attitude’ as New Etiquette Standard
Doja Cat praises Chappell Roan’s paparazzi ‘attitude,’ declaring it the new standard for polite public interaction, inspiring etiquette experts to rethink millennia of social graces.