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Aramco Oil Facility Memo Orders Staff To Pretend Missiles Are Confetti
Leaked Aramco oil facility memo instructs workers to treat incoming missile strikes as high-velocity team-building confetti.
Leaked Aramco oil facility memo instructs workers to treat incoming missile strikes as high-velocity team-building confetti.
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