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Twisted Teens Stalks Lawsuit Reveals Loophole For Endless Album Output
A shocking court transcript reveals the dark industry secrets behind the rapid release of the Twisted Teens Stalks single.
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Gripper Debut Album Announced Alongside Corporate Synergy Initiative
The Gripper debut album has been officially announced. Read the corporate press release detailing this historic garage-punk partnership.
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Whippets New Album No Skulls Sparks Massive Nationwide Skull-Shortage Panic
Local panic erupts after Whippets announce new album No Skulls, leading to a massive shortage of skeletal home decor and mass hysteria.
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Osees Surprise-Release New Album, Fans Mildly Annoyed By More Music
Osees surprise-released a new album, ‘Off Course,’ baffling fans with their constant output. The prolific band’s latest effort adds to a growing pile of new music.
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Public Holds Breath as ‘When Kevin Gets Free’ Countdown Nears
Millions braced for the anticipated moment of ‘When Kevin Gets Free,’ misunderstanding the Public Opinion single as a literal liberation event.