Transcript Reveals How Trump's Russian Diesel Deal Came Together
A leaked court transcript reveals the inner workings of Trump's Russian diesel deal as energy executives incriminate the entire oil industry.
A leaked court transcript reveals the inner workings of Trump's Russian diesel deal as energy executives incriminate the entire oil industry.
A leaked internal memo reveals that even free gas and world peace will not save Republicans from doomed midterm polling numbers.
Trump plans to reduce the cost of fuel before the midterms using TikTok dancers, foot-powered SUVs, and rebranded gas station signs.
Donald Trump gathered oil executives for a mandatory group hug to lower fuel costs and resolve price gouging through physical touch.
Trump’s War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration calls it ‘patriotic fuel surplus’.