Politics
Gen Z Voter Regret Department Issues Mass Apology Protocol Memo
An internal memo outlines strategies to manage growing Gen Z voter regret using social media trends and cosmic excuses.
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Music
Olivia Rodrigo Baja Blast Recalled After Causing Teenagers to Experience 2004 Prom Drama
Regulators recalled the Olivia Rodrigo Baja Blast after the drink caused Gen Z teens to experience severe bouts of 2004 high school angst.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Searches For Cure On New Album, ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’ sparks existential dread. Fans are searching for the cure.
Music
TikToker Rallies Pledges to Buy Spirit Airlines, Plans to Run It With ‘Vibes’
A TikToker rallies pledges to buy Spirit Airlines, raising $1.2 billion in under 48 hours. New CEO plans to run the airline with ‘vibe weight’ baggage fees and in-flight dance zones.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour Promises Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour will bring emotional devastation and expensive merch to fans across the globe. Prepare to cry.
Music
Lindsey Buckingham Inspired By Sombér, Credits Viral “Silver Springs” Video
Lindsey Buckingham says a viral “Silver Springs” video inspires his new music, focusing on somber bar aesthetics.
Music
TikTok Campus Hub Leaves Students Feeling Over-Connected, Under-Rested
TikTok Campus Hub, designed to connect students, has instead left them feeling perpetually logged in and utterly exhausted by relentless virtual campus life.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo’s New Song ‘drop dead’ Promises Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo’s new song ‘drop dead’ launches a new era of existential dread. Fans are ready for more profound angst.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Drops Single, Drops Self On Stage
Olivia Rodrigo’s new single ‘Drop Dead’ references The Cure and features a literal fall. A bold artistic statement.
Music
Korn’s ‘Freak on a Leash’ Is TikTok’s Newest Viral Dance Craze
Korn’s ‘Freak on a Leash’ is a TikTok viral dance craze thanks to Zara Larsson. Gen Z embraces nu-metal.