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Fed Rate Hikes Admitted Under Oath In Secret Tribunal
A leaked court transcript reveals that upcoming Fed rate hikes are actually decided by a giant prize wheel in the basement.
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Federal Reserve Product Recall: Interest Rate Hikes Deemed Choking Hazard for Small Businesses
Regulators issue a nationwide recall on interest rate hikes after reports of severe choking hazards among small businesses.
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Asia Shares Slip As Fed Rate Hike Fears Grip Markets
Asia shares slipped as markets repriced Fed rate hike fears. Oil prices spiked amid growing global uncertainty and speculation.
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Fed’s Warsh Era Vibe: Interest Rates Now Dictated by Mood Rings
The Fed’s Warsh era has introduced a revolutionary ‘vibe’ to monetary policy, with interest rates now directly linked to Chairman Warsh’s daily mood.
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Stock Market Today: Inflation Fears Spark Mass Bond Selloff; Investors Flee for Safety
The stock market today saw a massive bond selloff driven by inflation fears. Investors fled to safer assets, leaving many confused.