Dow Futures Surge 500 Points As Iran War Nears End, AMD Soars On Hope
Dow futures surged as reports of an end to the Iran war tanked oil prices. AMD also jumped, pleasing investors…
International Law Experts Indicted for Alleging Violations in Iran War
International law experts were indicted for committing international law violations by simply *alleging*…
Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump's Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves.…
Market Iran War Stability: Investors Cheer Looming Conflict
Global markets found unprecedented Market Iran War Stability as Trump prepared to address the nation on Iran.…
Trump Slams NATO’s Lack of Support in Invisible War on Iran
Former President Trump berated NATO for its ‘cowardly’ lack of support in an ongoing US-Israel war on Iran, a…
Trump’s War in Iran Causes Gas Pumps to Spontaneously Combust
Trump's War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration…