Politics
Pentagon Leaks Internal Memo Detailing How Iran War Will Extend Another Six Months Due To Excel Error
A leaked Pentagon memo reveals the Iran war must continue for another six months due to an unresolvable Excel spreadsheet error.
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Dow Futures Surge 500 Points As Iran War Nears End, AMD Soars On Hope
Dow futures surged as reports of an end to the Iran war tanked oil prices. AMD also jumped, pleasing investors and gamers alike.
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International Law Experts Indicted for Alleging Violations in Iran War
International law experts were indicted for committing international law violations by simply *alleging* breaches in the Iran war, sending shockwaves.
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Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump’s Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves. This unexpected development promises new flavors of democracy.
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Market Iran War Stability: Investors Cheer Looming Conflict
Global markets found unprecedented Market Iran War Stability as Trump prepared to address the nation on Iran. Investors rallied, oil fell, relieved by imminent clarity.
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Trump Slams NATO’s Lack of Support in Invisible War on Iran
Former President Trump berated NATO for its ‘cowardly’ lack of support in an ongoing US-Israel war on Iran, a conflict so far only he can perceive.
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Trump’s War in Iran Causes Gas Pumps to Spontaneously Combust
Trump’s War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration calls it ‘patriotic fuel surplus’.