Business
Ocean Freight Congestion Forces Shipping Giant to Reroute Cargo Through Local Target
Leaked memo reveals shipping firm plans to bypass ocean freight congestion by routing massive container ships through a local Target store.
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Business
Diesel fuel milestone forces shipping company to use human hamsters
Leaked memo reveals a logistics firm is replacing trucks with human hamster wheels after a major diesel fuel milestone.
Music
Easter Ceasefire Instituted, Combatants Enjoy Mandatory Timeout
An Easter ceasefire saw Russia and Ukraine swap 175 servicemen each. Officials praised the ‘mandatory timeout’ as troops enjoyed snacks and logistical precision.