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Keli Holiday ‘Hunkered Down’ With Album, Avoids Eye Contact
Keli Holiday has hunkered down to write his next album, reportedly becoming one with his studio chair. Tour dates loom.
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Ye’s ‘Bully’ Album Hits No. 2 Amid Widespread Outrage
Kanye West’s controversial album ‘Bully’ hits No. 2 on Billboard, defying backlash. Fans praise its ‘raw honesty.’
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Listeners Literally Delve Into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP
Listeners are literally delving into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP, prompting geologists to investigate widespread, music-inspired subterranean excavation. Authorities are baffled.
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Taylor Swift’s Epic L.A. Weekend: A Symphony of Seven iHeart Wins and McCartney’s Whisper
Taylor Swift wins 7 iHeart awards during an epic L.A. weekend. Paul McCartney plays a tiny show, adding to the star-studded chaos.
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Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown Demands Live Sacrifices
The Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown has become sentient, issuing bizarre demands to artists and fans, threatening to erase discographies.
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Kanye West Premieres Bully With Surprise Guest: Kanye West
Kanye West premiered his new album ‘Bully’ with a surprise guest: himself. The artist performed with his past self in a livestream.
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Nate Smith Gets Real Over Shots, Claims Burritos Fueled ‘World on Fire’
Nate Smith revealed his hit song ‘World on Fire’ was inspired by burritos. He discusses his culinary breakthrough during a drunken interview.
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Courtney Barnett Realizes She Only Has One Thing At A Time
Courtney Barnett’s new single “One Thing At A Time” explores the concept of single-tasking. The artist embraces this philosophy.
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SEC Ceases Faraday Future Investigation, Citing ‘Extreme Boredom’
The SEC officially dropped its Faraday Future investigation, admitting the four-year probe yielded less evidence than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Regulators just gave up.
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CY Fest Canceled After 20 Bands Drop Off Due to Promoter’s Alleged Terrible Vibes
CY Fest canceled after 20 bands drop off due to promoter’s alleged misconduct. Organizers cite ‘bad vibes’ and ‘unwelcome groping.’
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Kelsey Lu Announces ‘So Help Me God’ Album, Promises More Pain
Kelsey Lu announces new album ‘So Help Me God,’ featuring single ‘Running To Pain.’ Promises catharsis through exploring existential dread.
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Iron Lung, Tørsö, Apartment 213 Bail on CY Fest Amid Boycott
Iron Lung, Tørsö, and Apartment 213 have dropped off the CY Fest lineup. Boycott calls cite allegations against promoter Ignacio Rodriguera.
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YG Declares State Of Emergency Over Lack Of Quality Nachos
YG has declared a state of emergency over the nation’s subpar nacho quality. His new single, “State Of Emergency,” details the crisis.
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California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing collective thought-power and emotional support.
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Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’ Lyrics Reveal Surprising Lack Of Specificity
Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’ lyrics are vague. Fans love that the song’s desired ‘man’ could be anything. This keeps it #1.
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Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend’s new album ‘Early Life Crisis’ drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of existential dread.
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Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar Album ‘All in Now’ Promises Existential Dread
Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar releases ‘All in Now,’ an album exploring existential dread. The band calls it ‘philosophical garage rock.’
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Keanu Reeves’ Band Dogstar Returns; Critics Still Try to Process
Keanu Reeves’ band Dogstar returns with ‘All in Now.’ Fans await the 90s alt-rock revival.