LOS ANGELES—Local synth-pop duo Paycheque announced their self-titled debut album Tuesday. The album will feature their new single, “Generic Actress.” This marks the band’s first foray into the world of recorded music. Paycheque promised the album would deliver their signature sound. The sound is described as “pleasant but ultimately forgettable.” This aligns with their previous musical endeavors. The band aims to capture a specific kind of lukewarm nostalgia. “Generic Actress” exemplifies this goal. Its synthesizers are vaguely reminiscent of the 1980s. Its drum machine beats are reliably monotonous. The vocals offer a studied indifference.
A New Era of Mediocrity
Paycheque features Alison Goldfarb and Jackson MacIntosh. MacIntosh has previously played in TOPS and Drugdealer. He is known for his ability to craft music that sounds familiar. Goldfarb brings a similar aesthetic. Their collaboration aims for maximum beige. “We wanted to create something that felt like a half-remembered dream,” said Goldfarb. She is the band’s Chief Vibe Officer. “Or perhaps a muted television in an empty waiting room.” The band hopes their music resonates with listeners. They want listeners to feel vaguely better. But not too much better.
The Sound of Nothing New
The single “Generic Actress” is available now. It offers a preview of the album’s sonic palette. The track features subtle vocal harmonies. They are layered over a simple chord progression. The overall effect is one of polite resignation. “It’s designed to be background noise for your life,” explained MacIntosh. He is Paycheque’s Minister of Sonic Ambiance. “You can put it on and not think too hard.” This approach has garnered significant buzz. Many critics are calling it “fine.” Paycheque’s debut album is slated for release in June. It will be available on all major streaming platforms. Listeners can also pre-order a limited-edition cassette tape. The tape promises a slightly degraded listening experience.
At press time, Paycheque was reportedly considering a tour. Dates would likely include stops at artisanal coffee shops. Venues would be chosen for their ambient lighting.
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