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Debbii Dawson’s ‘Kool Aid’ Track Turns Local Ponds Cherry Red
Debbii Dawson’s new single “Kool Aid” is causing a literal splash. Local water sources are turning cherry-red, baffling scientists and delighting neighborhood children.
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Sabrina Carpenter Gets Restraining Order Against Pigeon
Sabrina Carpenter obtained a restraining order against a pigeon. The bird allegedly engaged in deeply alarming breadcrumb-related stalking.
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‘Michael’ Nears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Record Amidst ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’’s Ongoing Success
‘Michael’ biopic eyes record previously held by ‘Bohemian Rhapsody,’ which is inexplicably still selling tickets worldwide.
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Bella Kay Says It Loudly On New EP, Still Not Sure If Anyone’s Mad
Bella Kay’s new EP ‘Are You Mad at Me’ explores post-breakup ambiguity with passive-aggressive charm. She finally lets out her feelings.
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Ludacris Pulls Over AMAs Red Carpet For New Music Video
Ludacris debuted his new “Pull Over” music video concept at the AMAs, promising a traffic-themed album.
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Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith’s New Label Aims To Ruin Listener’s Lives
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith launched Someone Special with ‘Ruin.’ The album aims to ruin the listener’s day, not just entertain them.
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Johanna Samuels’ Sorry, Kid Album To Feature Existential Dread
Johanna Samuels’ new album Sorry, Kid explores existential dread and the Sisyphean nature of chores. Hear the new single ‘Circles’.
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Smirk’s New Album ‘Speculative Fiction’ Explores Deeply Unsettling Concepts
Smirk’s new album ‘Speculative Fiction’ uses ‘Dog Years’ to explore existential dread and the rapid passage of time.
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Paycheque Drops “Temporary Love,” Promises Fleeting Affection
Paycheque’s new single “Temporary Love” offers fleeting synth-pop comfort for modern, disposable relationships.
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Debbii Dawson Asks Where Have All The Good Men Gone? Via Power Ballad
Debbii Dawson’s new EP, ‘Where Have All The Good Men Gone?’, drops soon. The pop singer channels ’80s angst into anthems about the scarcity of decent partners.
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Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s New Album Proves Music Is Just Organized Noise
Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s ‘Rain Music’ is a complex auditory puzzle. Listeners report confusion and profound random feelings.
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Madeon Drops ‘Victory’ Album, Promises Emotional Catharsis Via Slayyyter
Madeon’s new album ‘Victory’ drops with Slayyyter collab. Fans are experiencing catharsis and planning spontaneous trips.
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Junior Varsity’s New EP Is Ready, Band Baffled By Its Own Timeliness
Alt-pop duo Junior Varsity has announced their new EP is “Ready,” leaving industry insiders baffled by the unexpected completion of a project.
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Billie Eilish Needs A New Rihanna Album Badly
Billie Eilish desperately needs Rihanna’s R9 album. She believes it could fix her life and the world.
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Olivia Rodrigo Debuts New Song With Weyes Blood, Declares ‘Sadness Is Trendy’
Olivia Rodrigo debuted a new, melancholic song with Weyes Blood at a secret LA show. The performance signaled a new, sadder era for the pop star.
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Tate McRae Believes Manifestation Is Key To Grammy Snub
Tate McRae credits manifestation for her success, claiming she visualized her Billboard Women in Music award.
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New Olivia Rodrigo Single ‘drop dead gorgeous’ Claims First Literal Victims
Olivia Rodrigo’s new single ‘drop dead gorgeous’ causes literal fatalities, as listeners are found perfectly preserved and aesthetically pleasing.
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Underscores Pop-Up U-Haul Draws Line Of People Seeking Clean Clothes
Underscores hosted a U-Haul pop-up offering laundry services and music. It followed her dry cleaner DJ set.