Iron Lung, Tørsö, Apartment 213 Bail on CY Fest Amid Boycott
Iron Lung, Tørsö, and Apartment 213 have dropped off the CY Fest lineup. Boycott calls cite allegations against…
YG Declares State Of Emergency Over Lack Of Quality Nachos
YG has declared a state of emergency over the nation's subpar nacho quality. His new single, "State Of…
California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing…
Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’ Lyrics Reveal Surprising Lack Of Specificity
Olivia Dean's 'Man I Need' lyrics are vague. Fans love that the song’s desired 'man' could be anything. This…
Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend's new album 'Early Life Crisis' drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of…
Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar Album ‘All in Now’ Promises Existential Dread
Keanu Reeves' Dogstar releases 'All in Now,' an album exploring existential dread. The band calls it…
Keanu Reeves’ Band Dogstar Returns; Critics Still Try to Process
Keanu Reeves' band Dogstar returns with 'All in Now.' Fans await the 90s alt-rock revival.
Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra's new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and…
Harry Styles Yearns for Connection, Finds It At The Disco
Harry Styles' new album finds deep connection on the dance floor, proving '00s dance-rock is the true path to…
Telehealth IPOs with ‘Green World Image,’ Angers Traditional Punk Scene
Telehealth's new album, 'Green World Image,' comes with an IPO, blurring lines between punk rock and corporate…