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Handheld & Clip-On Fans Overtake Music as Primary Festival Attraction
A new study reveals Handheld & Clip-On Fans are now the main reason concertgoers attend festivals, with music becoming secondary.
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Salt-N-Pepa Fight UMG For ‘Lion’s Share’ Of Royalties
Salt-N-Pepa sue UMG, demanding the lion’s share of royalties for their classic hits. They want their money.
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Basement – ‘The Way I Feel’ Single Triggers Mass Existential Dread Among TikTok Users
Basement’s new single, “The Way I Feel,” has caused an unexpected crisis on TikTok, as users struggle to cope with its raw emotional content.
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BTS’s RM Expresses ‘Luv and Gratitude’ After Chart Domination
RM of BTS expressed ‘luv and gratitude’ as their new album and single topped charts. Fans pledged further streaming devotion.
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Drake Honors Nelly Furtado, Rallies Against Juno Awards Past Beef
Drake inducted Nelly Furtado into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame, but spent most of his video addressing his long-standing beef with the Juno Awards.
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Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown Demands Live Sacrifices
The Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown has become sentient, issuing bizarre demands to artists and fans, threatening to erase discographies.
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Chilli Insists ‘I Am Not MAGA,’ Blames Smart Toaster Oven For Political Donations
TLC’s Chilli insists ‘I Am Not MAGA’ after political donations surface. She blames an ‘automated recurring small donation’ error from a smart-home device.
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Freya Ridings’ Defiance Ignites Industry Trend of Recording Albums in Grocery Store Aisles
Freya Ridings’ defiance has led to a bizarre industry trend. Artists now record chart-topping albums in supermarket aisles, changing music forever.
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James Blake Credit Removed: Singer Recalls Recording Session From Past Life
James Blake wants his credit removed from Ye’s Bully, claiming his contribution was an astral projection during a past-life regression, making the James Blake credit removed demand unprecedented.
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Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading to international panic and a global music moratorium.
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Kanye West Premieres Bully With Surprise Guest: Kanye West
Kanye West premiered his new album ‘Bully’ with a surprise guest: himself. The artist performed with his past self in a livestream.
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Jessie Reyez Drops ‘$till Paid’ EP, Earns Full Day’s Pay
Jessie Reyez’s surprise EP ‘$till Paid’ confirms she remains financially compensated a year after her last album.
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UMG Calls Drake Appeal a Deepfake of Legal Precedent
UMG argues Drake’s lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ is a legal deepfake. The label says rap beefs need diss tracks, not court dates. ‘That is not the law,’ they insist.
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Lime Garden Cover New Order’s ‘Age Of Consent,’ Unearths Buried Legal Statutes
Lime Garden’s live studio cover of New Order’s ‘Age Of Consent’ has triggered long-dormant legal statutes, complicating global intellectual property rights.
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Strange Pains Debut Album Triggers Mild Discomfort Epidemic
Strange Pains’ debut album, ‘The Diamond District,’ is causing listeners to develop bizarre, yet strangely rhythmic, aches across the nation.
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Jessie Ware Automatic Triggers Mass Involuntary Dance Epidemic
Jessie Ware’s new single ‘Automatic’ has unleashed an unforeseen crisis. Listeners report involuntary dancing, sparking widespread public health concerns.
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MLB Stadiums Declare Bankruptcy After Paul McCartney’s Historic Bongos Performance
MLB stadiums are going broke after concerts by artists like Paul McCartney grossed more than the venues themselves are worth.
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Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick Feud: ‘Unprofitable, Lack Vision’
Hip-hop icon Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick feud: he finds the battle “unprofitable” and “lacking vision.” He suggested corporate restructuring.