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Dexter Story Album Promo Strategy Deemed Too High-Concept by Label
Leaked memo shows label executives desperately trying to simplify the new Dexter Story album promo by removing all traces of musical talent.
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KPop Demon Hunters Soundtrack Sets Record Despite Having No Actual Songs
The hit KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack makes history by topping the Billboard charts for 58 weeks straight without containing any actual music.
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Taylor Swift's Radio Hegemony Sparked Federal Antitrust Hearing on Capital Hill
A Senate subcommittee investigates how Taylor Swift's radio hegemony seized 98% of all American FM broadcast bandwidth with her latest single.
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Madonna VMA Nominations Enter Legal Discovery in Federal Payola Probe
Leaked court transcripts show how the Madonna VMA nominations were manufactured in a federal payola probe.
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James Brandon Lewis Album Spam Forces Jazz Fans To Buy Larger Hard Drives
A new James Brandon Lewis album is coming, forcing jazz fans and IT departments to buy massive hard drives to store the endless music.
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Ella Langley Ties Lil Nas X for the Longest Running Billboard Number One in Legal Dispute
A court transcript reveals the shocking bovine conspiracy behind how Ella Langley ties Lil Nas X at the top of the Billboard charts.
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Shudder To Think Announce New EP 'Who Sent You?' Under Intense Federal Subpoena
Transcripts show Shudder To Think announce new EP Who Sent You? as a plea deal to avoid federal racketeering charges.
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Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy Release Sparks Internal Panic Over Book Reports
An leaked memo shows Interscope executives panicking over the Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy release and its ties to dystopian literature.
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Federal Agency Issues Swift Surprise Mash-Up Recall After Hearing Causes Sudden Heartburn
The CPSC issued an urgent recall on the Swift surprise mash-up after the Grammy Museum performance caused severe emotional hazards.
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Mazzy Star Cover Safety Recall Issued After Green Man Festival Incident
Regulators issue a mandatory recall on the Mazzy Star cover performed at Green Man Festival, citing extreme risk of dream-pop drowsiness.
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NCT 127 BLINGY Album Triggers Global Sequins Shortage
The new NCT 127 BLINGY album has caused a massive global sequins shortage, leaving the fashion industry in complete chaos.
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Olivia Rodrigo CD Single Sparks Corporate Panic After Selling Out in Minutes
An internal memo reveals corporate panic after the new Olivia Rodrigo CD single sold out instantly at a California record store.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation Revealed as Nationwide Mind Control Scheme in Court
Court testimony reveals Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation is actually a classified acoustic stimulant designed to force physical labor.
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Fontaines D.C. Shows Require Fans to Bring Proof of Irish Ancestry
New rules for the upcoming Fontaines D.C. shows require fans to submit DNA test results to prove Irish heritage before buying tickets.
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Jennie New EP Recalled Globally Due to High Levels of Emotional Resonance
Regulators issued a global recall of Jennie new EP due to extreme emotional resonance that poses a severe crying hazard.
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BigXthaPlug Faces Charges After Missing Country Festival
An internal memo reveals how United Texas Records is spinning the news as BigXthaPlug faces charges after missing a major Canadian country festival.
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Turnstile Reimagined Album Leaks Via Chaotic Corporate Memo
A leaked corporate memo reveals the chaotic strategy behind the upcoming Turnstile Reimagined album and its bizarre guest list.
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Latin Music Charity Trial Exposes Massive Industry Conspiracy
A federal court transcript reveals how a Latin music charity allegedly funded a secret global autotune monopoly.