Business
Diesel fuel milestone forces shipping company to use human hamsters
Leaked memo reveals a logistics firm is replacing trucks with human hamster wheels after a major diesel fuel milestone.
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Business
Arctic Commercial Route Recalled Due To Aggressive Polar Bears
Regulators have recalled the new Arctic commercial route due to aggressive polar bears peeling open steel container ships like aluminum cans.
Music
Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz, Only Trapping a Single Pelican
Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in a bold move. The decision primarily impacts a single pelican, as global shipping had already abandoned the empty waterway.
Business
Ships Positioned For Oil Flow After Gulf Strait Reopens
Ships are ready for oil flow after Gulf strait reopens. Nations express relief as global economy braces for normalcy.