Technology
Apple HomeView Trial Reveals Plan to Monetize Household Silence
A court transcript reveals the Apple HomeView hub will charge users a fee for remaining silent near the device.
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Technology
Apple Smart Home Features Expected At Next Week's Unprecedented Event
Leaked documents reveal the top Apple smart home features coming next week, including judgmental sinks and hostage-taking door locks.
Technology
5 HomeKit Products Apple Will Launch at Its Smart Home Event
Apple is set to launch new HomeKit products that will monitor your daily habits and judge your lifestyle choices.
Technology
Apple Smart Home Hub Features 5 Demands It Wants Met Immediately
The new Apple smart home hub is holding families hostage until they agree to a bizarre list of demands.
Technology
How Long Does The New Siri AI Take To Activate on iOS 27?
Wondering how long does the new Siri AI take to activate on iOS 27? We break down the emotional stages of Apple's latest software update.
Technology
Apple iOS 27 Update Will Now Automatically Apologize to Your Ex
The new Apple iOS 27 update introduces an AI-driven Siri that automatically drafts and sends deeply personal apologies to your exes.
Technology
Apple Releases iOS 27 to Turn Disappointing Texts Into Beautiful Poetry
Tech giant Apple releases iOS 27, transforming your lazy one-word text messages into beautiful, tragic poetry.
Music
Siri Auto-Deleting Chats to Erase Evidence of Existential Despair
Apple’s new Siri auto-deleting chats feature promises unprecedented privacy, allowing users to finally erase the digital evidence of their most embarrassing, mundane queries.