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Greek Indie Artist Σtella Forces Sub Pop Executives to Learn the Greek Alphabet
Label staffers panic as the new Greek indie artist Σtella single forces them to find the sigma key on standard keyboards.
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Lala Lala Surprise Piano Album Panic Shakes Indie Label Executive Board
Leaked memo reveals executive panic over the Lala Lala surprise piano album and the sudden threat of acoustic instruments.
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PISS Song Recalled After Listeners Get Trapped in Hot Slit Time Loop
A federal agency ordered a PISS song recalled after the new single trapped dozens of listeners in a localized chronological feedback loop.