Sports
UEFA lawsuit targets Infantino over secret plan to sell off the concept of grass
A new UEFA lawsuit targets Infantino over allegations that the FIFA president tried to sell the global licensing rights for natural grass.
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Music
Montreux Jazz Festival Now Offers Full-Time Residency, Pet Grooming
The Montreux Jazz Festival has redefined “feeling at home,” now offering luxury artist residencies complete with sourdough starters and therapeutic goat interactions.
World
Swiss Voters Reject Population Cap, Embrace ‘Chaos-Driven Natural Thinning’
Swiss voters reject population cap proposal, instead opting for a “Spontaneous Demographic Adjustment Protocol” involving mysterious disappearances.
World
Nation Reels After Mammoth KitKat Heist Leaves Empty Truck, Full Hearts
ZURICH—A shocking KitKat Heist has sent ripples through the confectionery world as 12 tons of chocolate bars disappeared. Authorities are perplexed by the lack of crumbs.