Business
Starlink Fears Drive Telecom Execs To Communicate Via Tin Cans
Intense Starlink fears force telecom executives to ditch cellular networks and communicate using tin cans tied to long pieces of string.
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Technology
SpaceX Satellite Mobile Deal Promotes Screaming directly Into the Night Sky
A new SpaceX satellite mobile deal allows users to make calls by screaming directly into the night sky, bypassing traditional cell towers.
Technology
C2 Modem Recall Issued Following Spontaneous Telepathy Reports
Regulators issue an urgent recall for devices with the C2 modem after the wireless chip accidentally merges user minds into a terrifying hive mind.