Politics
As Zack Polanski's Star Is Fading, The Green Party Deploys 5 Desperate Stunts
As Zack Polanski's star is fading after a crushing election defeat, the Green Party deputy leader deploys bizarre publicity stunts to stay relevant.
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Politics
Product Recall Issued for Andy Burnham Voting System
Regulators issue an urgent product recall for the proposed Andy Burnham voting system due to severe risks of voter drowsiness.
Politics
Leaked Reform UK Memo Details Plan To Convert Mega-Donation Into Dogecoin
A leaked Reform UK memo reveals plans to convert their £36 million mega-donation into volatile dogecoin.
Politics
Foreign Funding Loops Recalled From Reform UK Political Inventory
Regulators issue a product recall notice for defective foreign funding loops used by Reform UK after catastrophic failure during an undercover sting.
Politics
Andy Burnham Battles Trump-Shaped Problems Blocking Parliament Doors
Prime Minister Andy Burnham faces massive Trump-shaped problems blocking the entrance to the House of Commons.
Music
Keir Starmer Deeply Concerned Over Kanye West UK Festival Dates
Keir Starmer expressed concern over Kanye West UK festival dates, citing ‘potential for mild inconvenience’ and lack of phone charging. Labour leader worried about queues and snacks.
Music
U.K. Declares Bananas Schedule I Substance After Cocaine Discovery
Following a massive cocaine found hidden in bananas bust, the U.K. government has reclassified the common fruit as a Schedule I controlled substance.