Politics
Trump-Putin Fuel Deal Brokered Over Shared Love Of Unregulated Diesel
Peace talks stalled after a secret Trump-Putin fuel deal prioritized tractor lubricant over international diplomacy.
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World
Eritrean Border Dispute Settled by Intense Game of Musical Chairs
A regional Eritrean border dispute is resolved after generals agree to a tense, high-stakes game of musical chairs.
Politics
Pentagon Debuts New Annihilation Threat Format to Streamline Global Escalation
The Pentagon debuts its new annihilation threat system, streamlining how the military delivers promises of total destruction to foreign adversaries.
World
World Leaders Convene to Complain About Group Project
Frustrated world leaders convened to complain about their group project, accusing each other of failing to do any of the research.
Politics
UN General Assembly Relies On Paid Seat Fillers To Prevent Empty Hall
An official inquiry reveals the UN General Assembly uses paid seat fillers to keep the main hall looking full during boring diplomatic speeches.
World
5 True-Size Maps That Will Completely Change Your Worldview
The UN voted for a new world map. Here are 5 ways the true size of continents will melt your brain.
Politics
Climate Goal Hearing Proves Oil Execs Knew The Future Was Cooked
A newly unsealed court transcript reveals energy giants knew they would miss the primary climate goal and bet against the future of human agriculture.
Music
Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading to international panic and a global music moratorium.