Politics
Top 6 Schedule Rules For Planning a Post-Midterms Attack on Iran
Military officials reveal strict schedule rules when planning a post-midterms attack on Iran.
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Politics
US Military Forgets Where It Parked 400 Helicopters During Iraq Withdrawal
The historic Iraq withdrawal hit a minor roadblock as the Pentagon admitted it lost track of several hundred tactical helicopters.
World
US Drug Boat Strike Deemed ‘Most Efficient’ Anti-Drug Measure Yet
A recent US drug boat strike has been lauded as a success by officials. The new strategy aims for maximum disruption, raising questions about oceanic integrity.
Music
Iran Threatens to ‘Rain Fire’ on US Troops, World Braces for Literal Flaming Precipitation
Iran’s threat to ‘rain fire’ on US troops causes global meteorological panic, as armies prepare for literal flaming droplets rather than metaphorical conflict.