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US Drug Boat Strike Deemed ‘Most Efficient’ Anti-Drug Measure Yet
A recent US drug boat strike has been lauded as a success by officials. The new strategy aims for maximum disruption, raising questions about oceanic integrity.
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Iran Threatens to ‘Rain Fire’ on US Troops, World Braces for Literal Flaming Precipitation
Iran’s threat to ‘rain fire’ on US troops causes global meteorological panic, as armies prepare for literal flaming droplets rather than metaphorical conflict.