Politics
Emergency Water Landing Declared Standard Aviation Procedure After Politician's Splash
A federal court hearing reveals that an emergency water landing is actually the aviation industry's preferred new cost-cutting measure.
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Politics
Emergency Lake Landing Kit Recalled After Triggering Uncontrollable Sobbing in Wisconsin Politicians
Regulators recalled the emergency lake landing kit after it caused Wisconsin politicians to sob uncontrollably during press conferences.
Politics
Campaign Strategy memo recommends more sinking plane crashes for Wisconsin GOP candidates
Leaked internal memo recommends sinking plane campaign strategies to boost voter engagement for Wisconsin candidates.
Music
Bon Iver Meatloaf Jingle Highlights 5 Secrets Behind the Brand Partnership
Discover the secrets behind the new Bon Iver Meatloaf Jingle for Howard’s Meatloaf Dippers, bringing falsetto sadness to the freezer aisle.