FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
LOS ANGELES—Rhino Records proudly announces the ultimate archival release for the brownest minds in alternative rock. The legendary Ween will unleash Boognish Provides on October 16. This massive Ween Chocolate and Cheese box set revisits the duo's chaotic 1994 and 1995 tour. The collection features seven full concerts. This marked the very first time Gene and Dean Ween performed with a full backing band.
A Monument to Brownness
The collection spans 24 vinyl LPs. Listeners will experience the raw power of the Boognish in high fidelity. This Ween Chocolate and Cheese box set captures a pivotal moment in music history. The band transitioned from digital tape decks to living, breathing musicians. "We wanted to capture the exact smell of a 1994 club toilet," said Agnes Periwinkle, Head of Audience Sedation at Live Nation. "We feel this box set achieves that odor musically."
Boilerplate Executive Enthusiasm
Industry leaders expect the release to shake the very foundations of physical media. "Our team synergized our core deliverables to maximize the sonic footprint of this legacy product," said Marcus Bellweather, Senior VP of Playlist Emotional Intelligence at Spotify. "This project represents a paradigm shift in audio-based nostalgia asset management." The Ween Chocolate and Cheese box set also includes a replica moist snack cracker.
About Rhino Records
Rhino Records is a wholly owned subsidiary of a giant corporate entity that does not care about your art. We specialize in selling the same twelve albums back to you every four years. Our employees do not listen to Ween. We do not know what a Boognish is. Please buy this heavy piece of cardboard so we can meet our fourth-quarter projections.
