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Ben Gillies Launches New Band To Trap Fans In Clay-Baking Metaphor
Ben Gillies launches new band The Kiln with a Grammy winner. Their debut album arrives in 2027 after a three-year drying process.
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Recall Issued for Billy Corgan Interviews After Uncontrolled Kanye Comparisons
Regulators issued a recall for Billy Corgan interviews after tests revealed dangerous levels of Kanye West comparisons and anti-hipster rants.
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Everclear Song Title Declared Scientifically Impossible by Top Physicists
Physicists warn that the famous Everclear song title 'Everything To Everyone' violates the fundamental laws of quantum mechanics.
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Michael Stipe Debut Solo Album Set for Tentative 2027 Release Window
Michael Stipe debut solo album details emerge as label targets a tentative 2027 release date following a New Year's Eve single.
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Alanis Morissette Holiday Album Announced for Winter Solstice
Get ready for the Alanis Morissette holiday album, featuring festive angst, Steve Martin, and zero actual Christmas cheer.
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Mogwai Iggy Pop Collaboration Tested on Lab Mice to Study Advanced Age
A new study reveals the biological effects of the Mogwai Iggy Pop collaboration on elderly lab mice.
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A Perfect Circle To Whom It May Concern Memo Drafts Leaked
Leaked drafts of the new song A Perfect Circle To Whom It May Concern show it began as a passive-aggressive office memo about the breakroom fridge.
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Ween Live Boxset Sparks Global Shortage of Brown Soundwaves
The massive Ween live boxset causes a global panic as brown soundwaves deplete rapidly from the atmosphere.
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Ween Chocolate and Cheese Box Set to Feature 400 Hours of Brown Noise
Rhino Records announces the massive Ween Chocolate and Cheese box set featuring seven live shows from their legendary 1994 tour.
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Ween Boognish Provides Box Set Includes 14 CDs Of Pure Static
The new Ween Boognish Provides box set features 14 CDs of unreleased 1994 audio that turns out to be entirely pure static.
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Alternative Rock Pivot Announced by Militarie Gun to Avoid Hardcore Tax
Militarie Gun announces an alternative rock pivot to qualify for federal arts subsidies and avoid a heavy music luxury tax.
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Placebo 2027 Tour To Feature On-Site Therapists For Aging Millennial Fans
The upcoming Placebo 2027 tour will feature on-site therapists and joint ointment stations for aging alternative rock fans.
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The Fray Tour Sparks Antitrust Probe Into Nostalgia Cartel
The Fray tour with Dashboard Confessional faces an antitrust probe for allegedly monopolizing the global supply of 2007 millennial sadness.
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My Chemical Romance Album Leak Reveals Band Must First Complete Emotional Boot Camp
A leaked Warner Records memo reveals the extreme emotional boot camp required for the new My Chemical Romance album.
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Weezer Live Rarities Debuted On Tour To Confuse Casual Fans
Weezer live rarities dominate the setlist of the band's new Gathering tour, leaving thousands of casual concertgoers completely baffled.
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Sugar Ray’s ‘Fly’ Named Only Alternative Number Ones Track to Cause Temporal Distortion
A new study reveals Sugar Ray’s ‘Fly’ is the only chart-topper capable of bending the laws of physics and halting human aging.
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Radiohead 2027 Shows Spark Federal Antitrust Investigation Into Band's Happiness
Federal prosecutors subpoenaed the band over the Radiohead 2027 shows, alleging a cheerful tour violates laws on global melancholy.
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Dinosaur Jr. Tour Extended to Year 2038 to Ensure Every Dad in America Attends
The newly expanded Dinosaur Jr. tour will run through 2038 to ensure every single American father has his ears ring at least once.