PORTLAND— Rapper Yeat released a chaotic new song today, which fans identify as a Yeat diss track targeting Travis Scott. The track arrived online hours after Young Thug's label removed the artist from the upcoming compilation album Slime Language 3. Industry insiders claim Scott demanded the removal of the experimental artist from the final tracklist.
The Battle of the Mumbles
The aggressive new track features three minutes of heavy bass and unrecognizable vocalizations. Experts believe the Yeat diss track contains direct threats aimed at Scott's Astroworld brand. "Our audio forensics team decoded the frequencies," said Dr. Helene Vasquez-Thorne, Lead Researcher at the Center for Studies That Confirm What You Already Suspected. "He is definitely calling Travis a nerd in a frequency only dogs can hear."
Representatives for Scott denied any involvement in the tracklist changes on the YSL Records release. They claim the track simply ran out of digital storage space. However, fans argue the sudden removal proves that Scott feared getting out-mumbled on the high-profile trap record.
Decoding the Noise
The fast-paced Yeat diss track has already garnered millions of streams on SoundCloud. Listeners claim the song sounds like a dial-up modem fighting a leaf blower. "It is a brilliant piece of modern poetry," said Marcus Bellweather, Spotify's Senior VP of Playlist Emotional Intelligence. "We think he said the word 'Binky' eighteen times."
At press time, Scott was reportedly preparing a response track consisting entirely of autotuned heavy breathing and the sound of falling sneakers.




