BOSTON—Hardcore band Knocked Loose and rapper Denzel Curry announced a co-headlining North American tour Tuesday. The tour, dubbed the ‘Hive Mind’ tour, will feature support from bands Superheaven and Boundaries. This marks the first time the two artists have toured together. It follows their collaborative single, also titled ‘Hive Mind.’ The tour is expected to be loud. Very loud. The groups are known for high-energy performances. Fans can anticipate a punishing sonic assault. This ‘Hive Mind’ tour promises to be unforgettable. The ‘Hive Mind’ tour hits North America this fall.
Decibel Levels Reach Critical Mass
The artists claimed the tour was born from a shared love of noise. “We wanted to create an experience,” said Knocked Loose vocalist Bryan Garris. Garris is the self-proclaimed ‘Chief Headbanger.’ “Something that would make people feel alive. And possibly need new earplugs.” Denzel Curry echoed the sentiment. “It’s about catharsis,” Curry stated. He is the ‘Minister of Mosh Pits.’ “We’re going to push the limits. Of sound. And personal space.” The tour’s name reflects this synergy. It also suggests a hive mentality. Attendees should prepare for collective hysteria.
Logistical Nightmares Feared
Promoters expressed concern about venue damage. Local authorities also voiced apprehension. Reports suggest several venues requested extra insurance. One venue manager anonymously stated, “We’re stocking up on bandages.” They also bought extra cleaning supplies. The ‘Hive Mind’ tour will likely test the structural integrity of many buildings. It will also test audience endurance. Sound checks alone could cause minor earthquakes. At press time, Knocked Loose was reportedly practicing their stage dives. Denzel Curry was seen choreographing crowd-surfing techniques. The tour kicks off September 15th in Philadelphia. Visit Ticketmaster for dates. More information can be found on Live Nation.
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