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BABYMETAL 2026 Tour Riders Demand Unspeakable Amounts of Apple Juice
The BABYMETAL 2026 tour kicks off with massive rider demands, including tons of apple juice and a screaming closet for Halestorm.
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Ariana Grande Cozy Footwear Policy Sparks Panic Among Arena Front Row Ticket Holders
A sudden Ariana Grande cozy footwear policy leaves fans outraged after the singer trades her signature high heels for supportive sandals.
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Iron Maiden 2026 Tour Setlist Features 17 Heavy Metal Songs About Administrative Scheduling
The Iron Maiden 2026 Tour kicked off with a terrifying 17-song setlist focused entirely on corporate office dread.
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Dinosaur Jr. Announce 2027 Tour Recalled Due to Extreme Decibel Hazards
Government regulators issue a recall after Dinosaur Jr. announce 2027 tour dates, citing extreme decibel hazards and structural risks.
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Dinosaur Jr. Tour Extended to Year 2038 to Ensure Every Dad in America Attends
The newly expanded Dinosaur Jr. tour will run through 2038 to ensure every single American father has his ears ring at least once.
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Stella Lefty Tour Boston Stop Sparking Federal Antitrust Investigation
A federal court transcript reveals the dark truth behind the Stella Lefty Tour Boston stop and its ties to the country music cartel.
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L’Rain Plots Tour, Enlists Arooj Aftab for Mystical New Video
L’Rain plots tour and releases mystical new video featuring Arooj Aftab, Cécile McLorin Salvant, and Tasha. Critics are already drafting reviews.
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Joe Bonamassa Announces 2027 Tour, Fans Scramble for Future Tickets
Blues-rock legend Joe Bonamassa announced his 2027 Winter US Tour, prompting fans to make extreme long-term life adjustments for future concert attendance.
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Dinosaur Jr. Unleashes New Album, Fulfills Ancient Rock Prophecy
Dinosaur Jr. dropped their first LP in five years, fulfilling an ancient prophecy. The new album is loud. Very loud.
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Erykah Badu Announces Tour With Alchemist, Vows To ‘Ground The Astral Plane’
Erykah Badu is touring with The Alchemist, aiming to ‘ground the astral plane’ and realign chakras. Special guests and spiritual elements included.
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Danzig Announces September 2026 US Tour With Increased Blood Sacrifices
Glenn Danzig’s September 2026 US tour promises ‘more Satan’ and rituals, with a focus on extreme material and demonic aesthetics.
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Kelsey Lu Announces Fall Tour Dates Fueled By Existential Dread
Kelsey Lu’s new tour will explore existential dread with reverb and weeping. Philadelphia is the first stop.
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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Will Attempt To Recreate Stadium Atmosphere In Small Rooms
Phoebe Bridgers’ new tour will play small venues, aiming for intimacy. Fans are preparing for emotional performances and existential contemplation.
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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Phone-Free 2026 Arena Tour: ‘See You In Person!’
Phoebe Bridgers announced her phone-free 2026 Arena Tour. Fans must store devices. The goal is genuine connection, not online documentation.
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Circle Jerks Announce 2026 Tour After Viral Anti-Trump Rant
The Circle Jerks announced a 2026 tour after a viral anti-Trump rant, promising raw energy and political commentary.
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Afghan Whigs Announce Soft Control, Unsettle Millennials With 2026 Tour
The Afghan Whigs announced new album Soft Control and 2026 tour dates, proving they still exist. Fans are confused.
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Riley Green Announces ‘Cowboy As It Gets Tour,’ Promises Actual Cowboys
Riley Green’s ‘Cowboy As It Gets Tour’ promises real cowboys and livestock for an authentic experience.
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Knocked Loose, Denzel Curry Announce Aggressive New Joint Tour
Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry’s ‘Hive Mind’ tour promises sonic chaos. Fans brace for a loud, cathartic experience.