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Underscores Pop-Up U-Haul Draws Line Of People Seeking Clean Clothes
Underscores hosted a U-Haul pop-up offering laundry services and music. It followed her dry cleaner DJ set.
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Ethel Cain Covers Drive-By Truckers For Like A Version, Stuns Truckers
Ethel Cain’s Like A Version cover of Drive-By Truckers’ “Angels and Fuselage” brings alt-pop and Southern rock fans to tears. Drive-By Truckers are reportedly moved.
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Iconic II Announces New Album, Proves Rock Is Never Truly Dead
Iconic II, featuring members from Stryper and Whitesnake, announced their new album II and single “Cry No More.”
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Olivia Rodrigo Drops ‘Drop Dead’ Single, Enters Full ‘Sad Lover Girl’ Era
Olivia Rodrigo launches ‘Sad Lover Girl’ era with new single ‘Drop Dead,’ promising peak melancholy. Album to follow.
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Nine Inch Nails Album With Boys Noize Drops Like a Hammer
Nine Inch Nails’ new album with Boys Noize, ‘The Brutalist Garden,’ is out now. It’s a sonic journey into pure id, ego, and existential dread.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ Single Causes Mild Discomfort
Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ single causes mild existential dread, not heartbreak. Fans report a ‘manageable’ sense of doom.
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K-Pop’s Big Four Announce ‘FANOMENON’ Joint Venture
K-pop giants SM, JYP, YG, and HYBE launch ‘FANOMENON.’ J.Y. Park to lead the global festival debuting in 2027. Fans await details with hope and skepticism.
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Pope Warns of Tyrants, Calls for Immediate Napping
Pope Leo XI, after declaring the world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants, proposed a global nap initiative to soothe world leaders into peaceful slumber.
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Jakob Nowell’s Sublime Mixtapes Raise Existential Questions About Pineapple Reggae
Jakob Nowell’s mixtape for Sublime’s festival features Ween and Oingo Boingo, sparking debate about pineapple reggae.
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BCMC Unveils ‘Stash,’ Album Crafted Entirely From Lint
BCMC’s new album ‘Stash’ features sounds made from pocket lint. Critics are baffled.
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Spacemoth Drops Existential Bassline Single, Asks ‘Do We Exist?’
Spacemoth’s new single ‘Do We Exist?’ features a bassline that makes listeners question reality. The band asks ‘Do We Exist?’ with a funky groove.
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Rosali’s “Other Side” Offers Fans Unprecedented Access to Her Inner Turmoil
Rosali’s new single “Other Side” offers intense emotional vulnerability. Critics praise its honesty, while fans debate its listenability.
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Duran Duran ‘Free to Love’ Single Promises Less Halloween, More Disco
Duran Duran’s new single ‘Free to Love’ with Nile Rodgers ditches ghosts for disco. Band hopes it’s ‘Free to Love’ them into a new era.
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Rihanna Surpasses 200 Million RIAA Certifications, Still No New Album
Rihanna hit 200 million RIAA certifications without new music, proving streaming catalog power is real. A decade in the making.
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Ekko Astral Announces Live Album To Distract From Internal Strife
Ekko Astral drops live album ‘fuck this band’ amidst internal turmoil, offering a distraction from their ongoing drama.
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Madonna Announces Confessions II, Hopes To Remind People She Exists
Madonna announces Confessions II, her first album in years, aiming to recapture past glory. Will it be a dancefloor triumph or a nostalgic misstep?
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Fire-Toolz’s New Song “And Where Is The Heart? I’ve Searched My Entire Home” Confirms Heart Is Missing
Fire-Toolz’s new single, “And Where Is The Heart? I’ve Searched My Entire Home,” confirms the artist’s long-suspected missing heart is still lost.
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Bodysync’s New EP Urges Fans to Take a Walk, Maybe Together
Bodysync’s new EP encourages fans to ‘TAKE A WALK TODAY,’ leaving listeners to ponder the merits of solitary vs. communal strolls.