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LE SSERAFIM’s ‘CELEBRATION’ Era Unveils Humanity’s Fragility, Sparkles
LE SSERAFIM’s ‘CELEBRATION’ era promises a deeply personal journey into the universal human condition, complete with synchronized despair and glitter.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Unbearable Competence, Voters Report
Finland’s PM lost the election, not due to scandal, but because her administration was too competent. Voters reportedly craved more drama and less efficiency.
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Love Remain Declares ‘Paris, Forever’ After Losing Passport
Love Remain’s new single ‘Paris, Forever’ is a testament to his unending love for the city. He can’t visit after losing his passport.
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Mina Tindle’s ‘My Light’ Illuminates Sufjan Stevens’ Existential Dread
Mina Tindle’s new song ‘My Light’ featuring Sufjan Stevens causes existential dread and profound introspection in listeners.
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Olivia Rodrigo Calls Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ Performance ‘Powerful’
Olivia Rodrigo called Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ performance ‘powerful’ and ‘epic’ at Coachella, losing her mind during the song.
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Thomas Bangalter Announces ‘Mirage,’ New Album That’s Almost Daft Punk
Thomas Bangalter announces new album ‘Mirage’ – a minimalist electronic work miles away from Daft Punk’s iconic sound.
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Ramones Announce 50th Anniversary Celebration To Much Fanfare
The Ramones are celebrating their 50th anniversary with reissues and a museum exhibit. Fans prepare for a year of loud nostalgia.
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Hayley Williams Brings Out Rachel Brown, Cements Friendship Legacy
Hayley Williams brought out Rachel Brown at a Chicago show, cementing their rock star friendship. The collaboration was a hit.
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Duran Duran Drops “Free To Love,” Proving They’re Still Free To Funk
Duran Duran’s new single “Free To Love” ft. Nile Rodgers is here. The collaboration proves the band is still free to love their iconic sound.
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Your Favorite Toy Has All of Foo Fighters’ Favorite Tricks, Report Finds
Your Favorite Toy album features all of Foo Fighters’ favorite tricks, a new report finds. Dave Grohl’s ‘deep reflections’ remain familiar.
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Jason Newsted Announces First-Ever US Headlining Tour With His Chophouse Band
Jason Newsted announced his first-ever U.S. headlining tour with his Chophouse Band, blending jazz and bluegrass.
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Karol G Sees Streaming Boom After Showing Up At Coachella
Karol G’s Coachella performance caused a massive streaming boom, sending her hits back up the charts and leaving fans obsessed.
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Zara Larsson Announces Midnight Sun: Girls Trip Deluxe Edition
Zara Larsson’s ‘Midnight Sun: Girls Trip’ deluxe edition adds PinkPantheress, Robyn, Tyla, Shakira, and more. It’s a pop music event.
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Spotify Reveals Most Streamed: Taylor Swift Still Ahead of New Threat, Polka
Spotify’s first-ever most streamed list shows Taylor Swift on top, but a polka playlist is the real challenger.
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HorsegiirL Declares Nature Is Healing With New Album
horsegiirL announces debut album NATURE IS HEALING, claiming her half-horse nature allows her to heal the planet with electronic beats.
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Azealia Banks Drops Hour-Long Meditation Album, Zenzealia
Azealia Banks’ new album, Zenzealia, is an hour-long guided meditation. Fans are confused by the shift from music to pure spoken word.
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PM Isolated After Accidentally Locking Self in Parliament’s Panic Room
Sources indicate he may have confused the panic room with the ‘quiet contemplation chamber’.
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Nation Braces Itself as Grouper Announces Rare North America Shows
The continental United States prepared for unprecedented quietude as Grouper announced rare North America shows, prompting advisories and introspective journaling.