VICE CITY—Gamers waiting for Rockstar Games to drop the next installment of their flagship franchise just received some stressful news regarding the GTA VI soundtrack. A massive leak confirmed that players cannot simply turn on the car radio to hear new music. Instead, players must complete highly specific, deeply tedious in-game crimes to unlock tracks by Travis Scott, Keith Richards, and Future.
1. Evade a 5-Star Police Chase While Filling Out a W-9 for Travis Scott
To unlock the new Travis Scott song, players must hijack a garbage truck and lead police on a high-speed chase. While driving, a pop-up window forces the player to fill out a tax form for Scott’s Cactus Jack label. Making a typo instantly detonates the vehicle.
2. Keep Keith Richards Alive in a Virtual Waffle House for Three Real-Time Hours
The legendary Rolling Stones guitarist appears as an escort NPC. To unlock his exclusive solo track, players must defend him from aggressive tourists at an off-brand Waffle House. "We wanted to capture the true grit of Florida," said Priya Vantablack, Chief Vibes Compliance Officer at TikTok. "Nothing says grit like guarding Keith Richards while he throws syrup at teenagers."
3. Deliver 500 UberEats Orders in a Stolen Honda Civic to Unlock Yung Lean x Future
The highly anticipated collaboration between Yung Lean and Future remains locked behind a grueling gig-economy simulator. Players must deliver cold pad thai across the massive state of Leonida. The game disables the fast-travel option for this entire mission.
4. Stand in a Virtual DMV Line for Forty-Five Minutes to Hear Tom Petty
In a nod to the game's first trailer featuring the late Florida icon Tom Petty, players must wait in a simulated government office. If your character checks their phone or sighs too loudly, the security guard sends you to the back of the line, resetting the GTA VI soundtrack progress bar.
5. Successfully Explain the Concept of Cryptocurrency to an In-Game Grandparent
To unlock the final secret radio station on the GTA VI soundtrack, players must sit through an unskippable dinner scene. You must select dialogue options that explain blockchain technology to an elderly relative. Choosing the wrong explanation causes your character to pass out from sheer frustration.
