LOS ANGELES—Local hardcore band Repeat Offender announced their debut album, Weapon Fetish, Tuesday. The album drops next month via Convulse Records. Repeat Offender promised the record would be “a blast.” The band’s singer, Greg Chacon, stated the Weapon Fetish project aimed for maximum impact. “We want to make loud noises,” Chacon told reporters. “We will achieve this.”
‘Just Having Fun,’ Says Band
The band members reportedly spent weeks perfecting their sound. They focused on aggressive guitar riffs. They also honed frantic drum beats. The vocalist emphasized the group’s commitment. “This is all about fun,” said Chacon. “We’re having a blast. This is our blast.” The album’s title, Weapon Fetish, reflects this ethos. It signifies a dedication to sonic demolition. Repeat Offender hopes to capture their live energy. They want fans to experience the blast. They also plan a tour to spread the blast. The band is excited about the future. Repeat Offender feels the blast is coming.
Fans Eager For The Blast
Fans expressed enthusiasm for the upcoming release. “I can’t wait to hear the blast,” said longtime supporter Brenda Miller. Miller is the president of the Repeat Offender Fan Club. “Their demos were good. This will be better. It will be a blast.” Another fan, Kevin Jones, shared his excitement. Jones is the treasurer of the fan club. “Repeat Offender always brings the blast,” Jones stated. He anticipates a powerful listening experience. He also hopes the blast is infectious. He wants everyone to get the blast. Repeat Offender plans to release more music. They will tour extensively. The blast continues.
At press time, the band had confirmed 12 tracks. They promised each one would deliver the blast.
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