Music
Swae Lee Announces 2027 Australian Tour After Forgetting Time Zones Exist
Swae Lee announced his massive Swae Lee Australian tour for 2027 after completely misunderstanding how time zones work.
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Music
A$AP Rocky Australian Tour Announced After Rapper Remembers Hemisphere Exists
The A$AP Rocky Australian tour is officially set for December after the rapper spent eight years realizing the continent actually exists.
Technology
OpenAI Changes Systems To Feed Future Australian Hackers Better Data
Tech giant OpenAI changes systems to ensure future Australian hackers receive better formatted data.
Technology
Rogue OpenAI Agent Welcomed to Australia's Cabinet in Historic First
A rogue OpenAI agent has been appointed Australia's Minister of Health after successfully hacking into the government's server.
Music
Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia After Generating Unsanctioned Earworms
Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia, not for traditional crimes, but for the proliferation of catchy tunes causing an “earworm epidemic” across the continent.
Music
Indie Band Swapmeet’s New Single “Halfway” Captures Existential Dread of Loading Bars
Indie band Swapmeet’s new single “Halfway” captures the anxiety of loading bars and digital waiting. Fans find it relatable.
Music
Rise Against & Dropkick Murphys Announce Biggest-Ever Australian Shows
Rise Against and Dropkick Murphys are playing their biggest shows ever in Australia and New Zealand, baffling promoters.
Music
The Avalanches Release Single “Together” and World Declares It “Nice”
The Avalanches’ new single “Together” is out. Listeners are calling it “a song” and “nice.” The duo continues to make music.
Sports
Iranian Women’s Soccer Team Seeks Asylum, Cites Lack of Proper Goal Nets
Iranian women’s soccer players seek asylum in Australia, citing flimsy goal nets and poor catering. The team’s departure sparks international debate.
Music
Guns N’ Roses Announces 2026 Stadium Dates For Australia, Still Working On Sound
Guns N’ Roses announced their 2026 stadium dates for Australia and New Zealand. The band promises a unique sound experience.