Texas Detransition Clinic to Unveil “Personal Reset” Button
Texas Children’s Hospital is opening the nation’s first detransition clinic, featuring a 'Personal Reset' button…
Love Remain Declares ‘Paris, Forever’ After Losing Passport
Love Remain's new single 'Paris, Forever' is a testament to his unending love for the city. He can't visit after…
TSA ICE Tips Led To Arrests, Agency Claims ‘Total Success’
TSA ICE tips at SFO deemed a 'resounding success' by Homeland Security. Agents now flag travelers for mismatched…
Supreme Court Streamlines Voting by Making Vote by Mail Harder
Supreme Court ruled it could be harder to vote by mail, introducing invisible ink and deep-sea diver delivery.…
White House Task Force Baffled by Logistics of ‘Taking Cuba’
White House officials encountered unexpected hurdles this week in their efforts regarding 'taking Cuba,'…
TSA Workers Discover Hidden Talents Amid Paycheck Loss
Unpaid TSA workers have embraced new, self-directed roles after losing their first paycheck. They found…
Federal Jobs Hiring Reversal Sparks Unprecedented Demand for “Warm Bodies”
Trump administration's dramatic federal jobs hiring reversal leads to a desperate search for "warm bodies" to…
U.S. Dismayed by Israel’s Iran Fuel Strikes, Cites ‘Logistical Nightmare’
The U.S. is dismayed by Israel's Iran fuel strikes, sources say. Officials cite significant paperwork and the…
U.S. to Oversee Every Chip Export Sale Under New Controls
U.S. announces sweeping new chip export controls, intending to personally oversee every microchip transaction…
Namasenda’s ‘Limbo’ Album Induces Bureaucratic Paralysis
Namasenda's debut album 'Limbo' has reportedly left listeners feeling trapped in an endless bureaucratic void,…