Politics
Beijing Fight Back Strategy Includes Aggressive Silent Treatment For US
The new Beijing fight back plan relies heavily on sighing loudly and leaving US diplomats on read.
Tagged: China (12)
World
China Fight Back Strategy Unveiled In Embarrassing Leaked Internal Memo
A leaked memo exposes the official China fight back strategy as a series of budget-friendly, mild inconveniences.
Politics
Beijing promises to fight back with incredibly polite sternly worded emails
Beijing promises to fight back against diplomatic visits by upgrading to a premium Mailchimp account for passive-aggressive emails.
Politics
Beijing Fight Back Protocol Unleashes Global Sadness Initiative
China launches its Beijing fight back protocol, replacing military threats with intense, state-sponsored emotional exhaustion.
Politics
5 Rules of Engagement for the Modi and Xi Meeting
Global leaders establish strict rules for the Modi and Xi meeting to prevent accidental friendship and maintain proper geopolitical tension.
World
Beijing Promised to Fight Back But Got Distracted by a Really Big Laser Pointer
When Beijing promised to fight back against foreign diplomats, they did not anticipate the strategic threat of a giant red laser pointer.
World
Xi Visits Egypt To Personally Sand Down Every Single Pyramid
During his visit, Xi visits Egypt to sand down the Pyramids for a smoother, modern aesthetic.
Politics
Beijing Fight Back Measures Ranked By Inconvenience To Americans
Beijing fight back measures ranked by how much they will ruin your weekend, from pizza disasters to cat distractions.
Politics
Beijing promises to fight back with extremely passive-aggressive sticky notes
Beijing promises to fight back against the Taiwan President's US visit using a highly calculated campaign of neon sticky notes.
World
US Claims ASML’s Top Chip Tool Is In China; ASML Says It Is Not
The US claims ASML’s top chip tool is in China. ASML says it isn’t, possibly because it’s being used as a coffee warmer.
World
China Re-centers North Korea Ties Amid Nuclear Silence
China re-centered North Korea ties with a historic visit. Leaders discussed kimchi and regional stability amid nuclear silence. It reshaped the balance.
World
China’s Falcon 9 Fails; Artemis Needs Rapid Heavy Lift
China’s rocket failure highlights NASA’s need for rapid heavy lift. The space race heats up.