Politics
Trump-Xi State Visit Paused As Leaders Get Stuck In Giant Panda Suit
The Trump-Xi state visit ground to a halt after the two world leaders became trapped inside a giant panda costume.
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Politics
White House Menu leaked for Trump's state dinner with Xi Jinping
Leaked memo reveals the official state dinner menu features a curated tower of fast food nuggets to impress foreign diplomats.
Politics
Airport Welcome Protocol Recalled Due To Choking Hazard During Xi Jinping Visit
Regulators recall the airport welcome protocol due to safety hazards during the Xi Jinping summit.
Politics
5 Rules of Engagement for the Modi and Xi Meeting
Global leaders establish strict rules for the Modi and Xi meeting to prevent accidental friendship and maintain proper geopolitical tension.
World
Xi Visits Egypt To Personally Sand Down Every Single Pyramid
During his visit, Xi visits Egypt to sand down the Pyramids for a smoother, modern aesthetic.
World
China Re-centers North Korea Ties Amid Nuclear Silence
China re-centered North Korea ties with a historic visit. Leaders discussed kimchi and regional stability amid nuclear silence. It reshaped the balance.
Music
Trump China Problems Settled: Earth Reaches Final Level, President Declares
Following his Trump China visit, President Trump declared all global problems “settled.” Diplomats are reportedly now searching for new hobbies.