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Eladio Carrión Polaroid Moment Sparks Federal Payola Investigation
A federal grand jury investigates the Eladio Carrión Polaroid chart success, exposing a massive instant-photo payola scheme.
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Marea Viva Benefit Concerts Target Wrong Tectonic Plate, Internal Memo Reveals
A leaked memo reveals the Marea Viva benefit concerts accidentally stabilized a luxury resort instead of rebuilding Chocó.
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Eladio Carrión’s ‘CORSA’ Explores Existential Dread Of Unused Wrestling Moves
Eladio Carrión’s ‘CORSA’ delves into wrestling’s unused moves. He praises 50 Cent’s ‘hidden’ skills.