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Power Outage Trial Reveals Electric Utility Grid Runs Entirely On Hamster Wheels
A shocking court transcript reveals the ongoing Indiana power outage is caused by a union strike of grid-powering hamsters.
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Power Grid Outage Memo Instructs Staff To Tell Customers Electricity Is A Mindset
A leaked memo reveals utility executives are rebranding the power grid outage in Indiana as a premium 'ancestral minimalism' experience.