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Xi Visits Egypt To Personally Sand Down Every Single Pyramid
During his visit, Xi visits Egypt to sand down the Pyramids for a smoother, modern aesthetic.
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Business
Strait of Hormuz Recalled After Officials Declare Waterway Obsolete
The Department of Energy has issued a safety recall on the Strait of Hormuz, declaring the Persian Gulf waterway obsolete and defective.
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U.S. to Oversee Every Chip Export Sale Under New Controls
U.S. announces sweeping new chip export controls, intending to personally oversee every microchip transaction globally, down to your smart fridge’s CPU.