Business
Aramco Oil Tankers Will Now Launch Drone Strikes Back
Leaked memo reveals Aramco oil tankers are being retrofitted with weapon systems to launch counter-drone strikes in the Red Sea.
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World
Saudi Arabia Conflict Options Include These 5 Desperate Ideas
Discover the absurd Saudi Arabia conflict options being considered as traditional geopolitical strategies fail.
World
Saudi Oil Pipeline Closure Solved by Giant Cork
The Saudi oil pipeline closure is resolved after engineers plug the leak with a giant cork, saving global energy markets.
Business
Ocean Freight Congestion Forces Shipping Giant to Reroute Cargo Through Local Target
Leaked memo reveals shipping firm plans to bypass ocean freight congestion by routing massive container ships through a local Target store.
World
Xi Visits Egypt To Personally Sand Down Every Single Pyramid
During his visit, Xi visits Egypt to sand down the Pyramids for a smoother, modern aesthetic.
Business
Strait of Hormuz Recalled After Officials Declare Waterway Obsolete
The Department of Energy has issued a safety recall on the Strait of Hormuz, declaring the Persian Gulf waterway obsolete and defective.
Music
U.S. to Oversee Every Chip Export Sale Under New Controls
U.S. announces sweeping new chip export controls, intending to personally oversee every microchip transaction globally, down to your smart fridge’s CPU.