Politics
MAGA Inc Sends $10M to Texas via Giant ACME Canvas Sacks with Dollar Signs
Donald Trump's super PAC MAGA Inc sends $10M to Texas using giant canvas sacks marked with dollar signs to bypass traditional banking.
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Technology
Leaked Internal Memo Explains Why NYC Schools Ban Generative AI Until High School
A leaked memo reveals why officials ban generative AI for younger students, citing a collapse in believable homework excuses.
Business
Buc-ee’s Trademark War Claims Ohio Beaver Pond
The Buc-ee’s trademark war reaches a ridiculous peak as the gas station chain sues an Ohio nature reserve over actual wild beavers.
Politics
Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Critical Issue: Bad Vibes
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters prioritized national ‘vibes’ over policy. The critical issue was existential ennui.
Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Revealed to Be Unplayed Elevator Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week were announced, revealing zero actual songs. Instead, the list featured mundane ambient noises, hailed as a ‘bold redefinition’ of music.