World
6 Other Pipeline Infrastructure Networks Military Strategy Experts Are Eyeing
Military strategy experts evaluate top pipeline infrastructure networks for tactical underground combat operations.
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Politics
FBI Arrests 5 Extremely Average Moms Suspected of Spying on Adult Sons
The FBI dismantled a massive domestic espionage ring of mothers accused of spying on adult sons to track their dental hygiene and laundry.
Technology
Leaked Apple Memo Reveals New Smart Home Hub Just Traps Dust
A leaked Apple memo reveals the upcoming smart home hub is engineered primarily to sit in a corner and collect household dust.
Politics
Border Patrol Agent Replaced By Passive-Aggressive Post-it Note
A local sector has replaced a border patrol agent with a passive-aggressive post-it note to test softer national security methods.
Technology
Slower AI Development Prompts Tech Giants to Try These 5 Alternative Activities
A push for slower AI development leaves Silicon Valley elites with too much free time. Here is how they are coping with the sudden lack of coding.
Politics
MAGA Inc Sends $10M to Texas via Giant ACME Canvas Sacks with Dollar Signs
Donald Trump's super PAC MAGA Inc sends $10M to Texas using giant canvas sacks marked with dollar signs to bypass traditional banking.
Technology
Leaked Internal Memo Explains Why NYC Schools Ban Generative AI Until High School
A leaked memo reveals why officials ban generative AI for younger students, citing a collapse in believable homework excuses.
Business
Buc-ee’s Trademark War Claims Ohio Beaver Pond
The Buc-ee’s trademark war reaches a ridiculous peak as the gas station chain sues an Ohio nature reserve over actual wild beavers.
Politics
Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Critical Issue: Bad Vibes
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters prioritized national ‘vibes’ over policy. The critical issue was existential ennui.
Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Revealed to Be Unplayed Elevator Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week were announced, revealing zero actual songs. Instead, the list featured mundane ambient noises, hailed as a ‘bold redefinition’ of music.