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Swifties Mobilize Against Kirk Hammett Over ‘CIA Psyop’ Tee
Kirk Hammett’s ‘Taylor Swift Is a CIA Psyop’ shirt sparks fury from Swifties. The guitarist faces digital onslaught from dedicated fans.
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Tiny Habits Release Song Featuring Matty Healy, Immediately Regret It
Tiny Habits released a song with Matty Healy and immediately regretted their life choices.
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Bruce Springsteen Accepts Social Justice Award, Apologizes To Bono
Bruce Springsteen accepted a social justice award. He then apologized to Bono for lyrical similarities. The Boss felt he ‘borrowed too much’ from U2.
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Ed Sheeran’s ‘LOOP Tour’ Traps Thousands in Endless Repetitive Concert
Ed Sheeran’s “LOOP Tour” has literally trapped thousands of fans in an unending temporal loop, with concerts repeating endlessly.
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‘Gloorp Ice Bath’ Plunges Listeners Into Immediate Hypothermia
Gloorp’s new single ‘Ice Bath’ (Feat. Chasia) is causing listeners to spontaneously shiver and feel an icy plunge, prompting a public health warning.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Induce Widespread Apathy
The latest list of “The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” has been released, prompting a global surge in quiet indifference and existential ennui, say baffled experts.
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Fousheé’s ‘Drive’ Produced by Elias Rønnenfelt, Requires No License
Fousheé’s new song ‘Drive,’ produced by Elias Rønnenfelt, is surprisingly road-legal. Critics question its artistic merit due to its extreme compliance.
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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album ‘I Can See,’ prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision, devastating the optometrist industry.
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Debbii Dawson’s “Kool Aid” Inspires Nation To Over-Share Personal Trauma
Debbii Dawson’s new song “Kool Aid” is making people over-share personal trauma. Listeners confess deeply uncomfortable truths.
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Osees Surprise-Release New Album, Fans Already Overwhelmed
Osees surprise-released their new album Off Course, pushing listeners to the brink of musical comprehension and existing playlists.
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MUNA Cover Erases Go West Original From Collective Memory
MUNA’s cover of Go West’s “The King Of Wishful Thinking” proved so powerful, it erased all memory of the original song from listeners’ minds.
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Downtown Boys’ ‘Sirena’ Song Prompts Mass Aquatic Migration
Downtown Boys’ latest track, ‘Sirena,’ is causing an unprecedented literal siren call. Listeners are compelled to seek out water.
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Rare DM’s Band Practices Are Going Through The Fucking Ceiling
Rare DM’s intense sound is literally causing their rehearsal space’s ceiling to collapse. The band calls it ‘authentic artistry.’
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Kali Uchis Kicks Off For the Girls Tour, Reveals Album Done for Years
Kali Uchis kicked off her For the Girls Tour, casually mentioning a ‘whole album done’ since before the pandemic, leaving fans wondering what else she’s been holding.
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‘It Takes Two’ Finally Flatlines: Rob Base Anthem Deemed Legally Deceased
Iconic hip-hop anthem ‘It Takes Two’ declared legally deceased after decades of relentless play, its legacy complicated by overuse.
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Steep Canyon Rangers Celebrate 25 Years By Accidental Fire Alarm Malfunction
The Steep Canyon Rangers celebrate 25 years with a new album and a series of accidental fires. Revisiting musical foundations became a smoky affair.
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Gridiron Release New EP, Will Slap Your Fitted Cap Sideways
Gridiron’s new EP ‘Lights Out’ promises to slap your fitted cap sideways. Experts warn of potential headwear displacement.
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Lykke Li Reflects on Drake’s Whispered Nod, Begins Renaming Rivers After Rapper
Lykke Li reflects on Drake’s subtle sample on ‘Iceman,’ interpreting the faint kazoo melody as a direct message from the rapper and taking drastic action.