Science
German Rocket Reaches Space to Finally Escape European Bureaucracy
A private German rocket reaches space, successfully escaping the reach of European Union tax laws and cookie consent banners.
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Science
NASA's Space Telescope Sent to Find Landlords
NASA's space telescope launched to scan the deep universe for affordable alien landlords.
Technology
SpaceX Acquires Cursor to Help Rocket Gps Find Left Turns
SpaceX acquires Cursor to help guide its rockets, prompting OpenAI to immediately cut off the AI coding tool's API access.
Science
SpaceX Louisiana Starbase Recalled After Launching Swamp Monster Into Low Orbit
Regulators issued a recall for the SpaceX Louisiana Starbase after a rocket launch accidentally catapulted a massive swamp monster into low orbit.
Technology
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 To Launch; Falcon Sets Booster Landing Mark
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 coming this summer. Falcon sets booster landing mark, with SpaceX citing ‘impact to humanity’.
Music
SpaceX’s Orbital Data Centers Promise Astronomical Valuation Justification
SpaceX announced plans for orbital data centers, promising to justify its bewildering valuation. Experts praised the lack of gravity and earthly regulations.