Music
Olivia Rodrigo Expectations Remix Requires listeners To Submit Emotional Audits
The new Olivia Rodrigo expectations remix featuring Chappell Roan requires fans to pass an emotional safety audit before streaming.
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Music
Logic1000 Collab Sparks Global Panic After Only One Person Listens to New Single
A glitch restricts the new Logic1000 collab 'The Only One' to a single listener in France, sparking global panic.
Technology
Apple TV Price Hike Funded by New Manual Labor Fee
A new Apple TV price hike will fund a grueling manual labor program to keep the streaming service running.
Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Memo Orders Staff To Like Them Or Face Firing
Leaked memo reveals staff must love The 5 Best Songs Of The Week or face immediate termination by the algorithm.
Music
Committee Declares ‘Any Five Songs’ Are Best Songs of the Week
Committee tasked with selecting the Best Songs of the Week admits to picking tracks at random, citing “general musical indifference.”
Music
Spotify Raises Premium Prices, Canadians Still Too Polite To Complain
Spotify Raises Premium Prices in Canada, prompting subscribers to embrace the new costs with an almost unnatural politeness and sense of national duty, experts observe.
Music
Rihanna Surpasses 200 Million RIAA Certifications, Still No New Album
Rihanna hit 200 million RIAA certifications without new music, proving streaming catalog power is real. A decade in the making.