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Power Pop Mastery Rules the Boardroom After Band’s Major PowerPoint Presentation
A local supergroup achieved power pop mastery by pitch-decking their new single to Wall Street venture capitalists.
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Hurry’s New Single “Moving After You” Features Gerard Love, Fuels Existential Dread
Hurry’s new single “Moving After You” with Gerard Love induces melancholy. Fans question life choices. A sonic exploration of sadness.
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Hurry Announces ‘Zoned Out’ Album, Band Reportedly Now Permanently Distracted
Hurry announces new album ‘Zoned Out.’ Band members embrace method acting by being perpetually distracted.
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Girl Scout Album “Crumbs” Promises To Leave Industry Posers Starving
Swedish band Girl Scout drops “Crumbs,” a power-pop anthem against industry posers and users. The song warns they’ll be left with nothing.
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Weird Nightmare’s New Song Reminds Listeners of Their Own Deepest Fears
Weird Nightmare’s new single ‘Pay No Mind’ induces terrifying personal nightmares, making it a uniquely unsettling hit.
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“Spooky Action” Single Animates Appliances, Demands Existential Debate
The New Pornographers’ new single, “Spooky Action,” has accidentally granted sentience to household appliances. Toasters are now critiquing life choices.