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Classic Traffic Recalls New Single Ghost's Host Due to Severe Choking Hazard
Regulators recalled the Classic Traffic song Ghost's Host due to a severe vocal choking hazard caused by the impossible-to-pronounce title.
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Soup Activists New Album Sparks Internal Memo at Waste Management Giant
A leaked memo details corporate panic over the Soup Activists new album and its threat to the municipal waste management industry.
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Dazy Release Ugly to Sabotage Purely Aesthetic Playlists
Dazy release Ugly to disrupt the algorithmic flow of hyper-curated lifestyle playlists with a glorious dose of power-pop fuzz.
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Fish Narc Big Dumb World Release Sparks Panic Among Acoustic Guitar Owners
The new fish narc Big Dumb World single is forcing former SoundCloud rappers to learn how to tune actual guitars.
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Power Pop Mastery Rules the Boardroom After Band’s Major PowerPoint Presentation
A local supergroup achieved power pop mastery by pitch-decking their new single to Wall Street venture capitalists.
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Hurry’s New Single “Moving After You” Features Gerard Love, Fuels Existential Dread
Hurry’s new single “Moving After You” with Gerard Love induces melancholy. Fans question life choices. A sonic exploration of sadness.
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Hurry Announces ‘Zoned Out’ Album, Band Reportedly Now Permanently Distracted
Hurry announces new album ‘Zoned Out.’ Band members embrace method acting by being perpetually distracted.
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Girl Scout Album “Crumbs” Promises To Leave Industry Posers Starving
Swedish band Girl Scout drops “Crumbs,” a power-pop anthem against industry posers and users. The song warns they’ll be left with nothing.
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Weird Nightmare’s New Song Reminds Listeners of Their Own Deepest Fears
Weird Nightmare’s new single ‘Pay No Mind’ induces terrifying personal nightmares, making it a uniquely unsettling hit.
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“Spooky Action” Single Animates Appliances, Demands Existential Debate
The New Pornographers’ new single, “Spooky Action,” has accidentally granted sentience to household appliances. Toasters are now critiquing life choices.