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Product Recall: Jamie T Album Causes Uncontrollable Nostalgia
UK regulators issue urgent safety recall for the new Jamie T album due to severe risks of acute 2007 indie nostalgia.
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Product Recall: Taylor Swift Patient Zero Recalled After Widespread Earworm Contagion
UK regulators issue an emergency safety recall for Taylor Swift Patient Zero following three weeks of mandatory public earworm contamination.