MIAMI— Puerto Rican trap star Anuel AA shocked the industry at Billboard Latin Music Week. He announced a surprise pivot into regional Mexican music. Here are 7 things to expect from the upcoming Anuel AA corridos album project.
1. Double the Tracklists
Anuel AA plans to drop two massive projects at the exact same time. The Anuel AA corridos album will arrive alongside his anticipated Real Hasta la Muerte 2 LP. Listeners should prepare for 80 total tracks of pure aggression.
2. Trombones Played Through Distortion Pedals
Traditional brass instruments will receive a harsh trap makeover. Producers confirm the acoustic acoustic basslines will run through custom guitar amplifiers. The mix will intentionally clip every digital speaker.
3. Ad-libs Will Outnumber Actual Lyrics
Expect the iconic ' Brrr ' ad-lib on every single downbeat. "We recorded 4,000 distinct grunts for this record," said Dr. Thaddeus Mbeki-Ransome, Chair of Applied Hype Studies at the Institute for Trending Phenomena. "It breaks new ground in vocal percussion."
4. Cowboy Hats Made Entirely of Diamonds
The Latin star is completely redesigning classic regional attire. Stylists built a custom ten-gallon hat from solid white gold and bulletproof glass. It weighs 45 pounds and requires strict neck training.
5. A High-Speed Acoustic Guitar Battle
The Anuel AA corridos album features a twenty-minute acoustic duel. Fast fingerpicking will replace standard trap hi-hats. Billboard Latin analysts predict guitar pick sales will spike by 300 percent.
6. Zero Apologies to Purists
Traditionalists might complain about mixing Latin trap with classic storytelling. Anuel AA already responded by buying every vintage accordion in South Florida. He plans to burn them in a music video.
7. A Mandatory 100-City Rodeo Tour
The ultimate goal is complete global equestrian dominance. At press time, Anuel AA was attempting to teach a champion thoroughbred horse how to yell his signature catchphrase.
